Monday night on Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 6, Lisa tried to outdo herself by throwing not one but two enormous parties for Gay Pride.

Meanwhile, Jax returned to form after a brief s–t stirring hiatus, we learned way too much about James’ sex life, and everyone wants Lala Kent.

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Let’s take a big ole’ time-out and acknowledge the fact that Jax still has a job at Sur, even after being out of his mind at Pride.

Those beady eyes, that sweaty face.  The broken glass!  How on earth does that restaurant still function with him behind the bar?  

Alrighty.  So Lala and James are becoming a huge storyline on the show, making the "veterans" look like a bunch of middle-aged suburbanites.

James had better be careful, because the way he runs his mouth isn’t winning him any favors.  The next girl he berates could easily have him thrown off the show for harassment.  George Michael’s cousin or not.

You have to hand it to Lala for knowing exactly what she’s doing.  She’s keeping things as light as she can with James, but she’s deffo not ok with him bedding other women.  Hence, her side-piece-in-the-making, Jax.

James also knows exactly what he’s doing, hence the loose tank top that showed off all the right bite marks and scratches.

Ken Todd found out who James bedded, but insisted Lisa not reveal her source.  Ah, Ken.  

Lala sidled up to the bar at Sur, ready to let Jax know that she was open to being pursued.  They agreed on drinks, and Jax went on to antagonize bar patrons and break a bottle of tequila.

Katie spoke to Bravotv.com about the episode, and how Lala and Jax walked off into the sunset together.

"I mean, Jax was hammered and I think he was acting on pure impulse," Katie said.  

"Not much surprises me when it comes to Jax."

Kristen showed up in search of a storyline, but the award went to Lala, James and their special guest star, Lauren!

For someone who bills herself as actress on Instagram, Lauren sure did everything she could to avoid the cameras.

We watched as Lauren paced in the background as Lala pressed James for an answer on who left the bite marks.

Finally, he said the name, and Lauren booked it to the hostess stand, hoping that it was safe and conflict-free.

Here’s the thing.  If you do something on the show, keep your mic on and take your lickings like a big girl.

Lala told Lauren’s boyfriend, Anthony that Lauren and James had sex the night before, so Anthony went to confront his lady love.

Lala was irate that Lauren wouldn’t allow mics and cameras near her, but in the end, Lauren was savvy enough to keep her whole conversation with Anthony off-camera.

BOOOOOOOOOO.

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